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Humorously bad sex description [Mar. 2nd, 2004|12:00 am]
Purple Prose


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This comes from the latest story reported at lotrsues

The morning breeze flowed swiftly through the room. The scent of flowers wafted through the air along with the musky scent….

Angel woke sitting up only to be pushed back onto the bed. Strong muscular hands roamed her body. She moaned as one cupped her breast; kneading the soft flesh caressing it. Lips pressed onto her stomach trailing lower for a more bountiful treasure. Her nightgown was pushed up and his lips fluttered on her thighs. Teasing her with his tongue leaving trails of moisture on her heated skin.

Angel cried out as his mouth came closer to her center. Her body arched in delight as she urged him, "Please…" the words escaped her lips in a throaty moan. He suckled her then extracting her sticky juice from deep within her. Angel felt a spiraling feeling from her stomach emerge. Completely unknown to her these feelings were foreign.

He pulled her into him, his tongue plunging deep within her womb bring Angel to an explosive peak with his masterful moves. Slowly she came back down, opening her eyes to see her lover… It was him!
"What the!" Angel woke with a startle, her arms flung out. There was no one in the room. It was all a dream, a rather good dream but one all the same. The dampness between her thighs made Angel come to the realization that not all of it was unreal. Her dream lover brought her to peak after all.

"Extracting her sticky juice"? Makes me think more of Shelob than sex.

And that's a damn long tongue if it reached her womb.

From: agatha_s
2004-03-02 01:32 pm (UTC)
deep within her womb

That sounds really scary. And definitely not sexy.
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[User Picture]From: entropymagnet
2005-04-25 02:57 am (UTC)
That's what I thought!

One would have to probe soooooooooooo far to be in ones womb.

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